im laughing so hard this is genius
tumblr never fails to make me laugh
there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
Savour each sensation.
i cant stop laughing help
Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
I like how he is wildly pregnant
yet takes a pregnancy test
and is surprised by the results
then he hugs a flower
what is happening
so i met my soul mate tonight
This is the greatest chat moment ever.
IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL